The Ladder
My 1701 Paintings Ranked by Your Votes (the results)

This is a dynamic ranking ladder of my paintings that changes in real time as votes are contributed.
A painting migrates up the ladder in rank one step if it wins a vote, and migrates
down the ladder in rank one step if it looses a vote.


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#1001   View   Gray Silhouettes of Man and Woman Free Falling in Fetal Positions Seven Feet Apart
#1002   View   How do UFO's stay in the Air (woman holding one breast higher than the other)
#1003   View   Carrying a hot serving Dish of food quickly around an empty House in search of Oven Gloves or a Towel
#1004   View   Wireless Headset on top of Computer Speaker and Beer Bottle all being Knocked Over by Kick
#1005   View   Reaching into Darkness between two Storage Sheds pulling back Nothing that was lost to Time
#1006   View   A Pretty Woman in a Casino Playing a Large Toaster and Successfully Betting All she has on Burnt
#1007   View   Musical Instruments Mixed With Rescue Gear (only a music lover would rescue someone)
#1008   View   Coffee Shop Girl Cleaning Parking Entrance Vomit at the Feet of Someone Not Liking Fast
#1009   View   Sleepy man who Woke at night while Camping feeling around Floor of tent in search of Nothing
#1010   View   Pair of Binoculars aiming Upwards (from grocery night) That your fifty-year-old Bag Clerk (needs back to find a wife)
#1011   View   Meekly showing someone a Painting of their Hug brand cigarette rolling papers on a table without Speaking
#1012   View   A Roman Soldier and a Roman Philosopher With One Body Two Heads
#1013   View   Setback Nothing but Rivers (alright) Plain you're Up (we're Texaco tonight)
#1014   View   Tightening Heat Sink screws down too Hard and Fast throwing CPU pin bending Cautions to the Wind
#1015   View   A Patent Illustration Showing the Foot Controls of a Private Motor Vehicle Numbered Wisely
#1016   View   An Elephant's Trunk and Legs Leaving the Bottom of a Painting but Reappearing at the Top
#1017   View   Holding a Cat who has Bizarrely Contorted himself into a Ball as a Protest to extra long Hugs
#1018   View   Baseball Attorney (sit back massive feet) We have a Glide on the Floor (who wants to meet)
#1019   View   A Fifty Foot High Poster of Some of my Paintings Partly Visible to me Between Distant Trees and Buildings
#1020   View   Female Arctic Ostriches by a Woman Who Paints Like Me
#1021   View   The Belt Buckles of a Medical Patient's Straitjacket being welded Shut
#1022   View   The Satisfaction of Replacing a Bedroom Doorknob Perfectly (a painting for Plato who hated painters and poets)
#1023   View   Two Tiny Animals Resting Back to Back Working As One Creature
#1024   View   Bankrupt nice Company now Selling many ill-advised Cosmetic and Mechanical modification Procedures in their Parking Lot
#1025   View   Two Women Looking at a Man but Only Seeing a Car Tire with Never Worn Treads
#1026   View   Touching a Sensor to the Metal Rods of a Computer Chair to find its Sweet Spot for Receiving Television
#1027   View   End of Boat Dock Protrusion with Fixed Car Over Protrusion with Fixed Bear
#1028   View   A Man and Woman with Zero Expressions and no Place to Go
#1029   View   A Man Near Two Eight Foot Deep Trenches That Cross Like Desert Highways
#1030   View   A Bicycle Wheel Noise Maker not Working and Causing Stress
#1031   View   Six or Seven Men Kissing a Willing Woman or Possibly a Drawing of One
#1032   View   Retrieving a First Girlfriend from Throat of Dangerous Snake using two Fingers so Slowly to avoid Fangs
#1033   View   A completely lost Airline Pilot asking his senior Stewardess to Help him Find their way back Home
#1034   View   Gas Pain avoiding Walrus trying not to Swim near Floating Foods
#1035   View   Five heavy square Aluminium Tiles under the back Window of a Car each Holding 29 days of Vegetables (the most mind crushing conundrum)
#1036   View   My brother Entering our House to visit Looking Thick skinned like his heavy Parka
#1037   View   Man Climbing Ladder Above Woman Spilling his Modelling Career Portfolio and Makeup on Her
#1038   View   End of Boat Dock Protrusion with Fixed Bear Over Protrusion with Fixed Fish
#1039   View   In Proud Pose Two Birds of Same Feather
#1040   View   Siamese Man With One Brain and Two Bodies Sleeping on Two Beds

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The most beautiful colors of a painting.
A universe or pun.
Where sometimes we find are two.
There was only room for one.		 To see who through a dimpled glass.
And know pi sums of lean.
My life fills up a painting masked.
Five symbols shy tons unseen.

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