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It crushed her baby. How did you know?
Insight makes the playground numb.
He's very smart "because bad breath has all rights."
Where the harem has played, I don't need to be young.
Yes I have a moat "others call a ditch".
Drainage some would call a brook.
On a quiet night "I named upheaval".
Others would name it look.

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