The Ladder
My 1486 Paintings Ranked by Your Votes (the results)

This is a dynamic ranking ladder of my paintings that changes in real time as votes are contributed.
A painting migrates up the ladder in rank one step if it wins a vote, and migrates
down the ladder in rank one step if it looses a vote.


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#801   View   Pair of Binoculars aiming Upwards (from grocery night) That your fifty-year-old Bag Clerk (needs back to find a wife)
#802   View   Tightening Heat Sink screws down too Hard and Fast throwing CPU pin bending Cautions to the Wind
#803   View   Setback Nothing but Rivers (alright) Plain you're Up (we're Texaco tonight)
#804   View   A Patent Illustration Showing the Foot Controls of a Private Motor Vehicle Numbered Wisely
#805   View   Baseball Attorney (sit back massive feet) We have a Glide on the Floor (who wants to meet)
#806   View   Holding a Cat who has Bizarrely Contorted himself into a Ball as a Protest to extra long Hugs
#807   View   The Belt Buckles of a Medical Patient's Straitjacket being welded Shut
#808   View   An Elephant's Trunk and Legs Leaving the Bottom of a Painting but Reappearing at the Top
#809   View   Female Arctic Ostriches by a Woman Who Paints Like Me
#810   View   A Fifty Foot High Poster of Some of my Paintings Partly Visible to me Between Distant Trees and Buildings
#811   View   The Satisfaction of Replacing a Bedroom Doorknob Perfectly (a painting for Plato who hated painters and poets)
#812   View   Two Tiny Animals Resting Back to Back Working As One Creature
#813   View   Touching a Sensor to the Metal Rods of a Computer Chair to find its Sweet Spot for Receiving Television
#814   View   Two Women Looking at a Man but Only Seeing a Car Tire with Never Worn Treads
#815   View   A Man Near Two Eight Foot Deep Trenches That Cross Like Desert Highways
#816   View   End of Boat Dock Protrusion with Fixed Car Over Protrusion with Fixed Bear
#817   View   A Bicycle Wheel Noise Maker not Working and Causing Stress
#818   View   A Man and Woman with Zero Expressions and no Place to Go
#819   View   Retrieving a First Girlfriend from Throat of Dangerous Snake using two Fingers so Slowly to avoid Fangs
#820   View   Six or Seven Men Kissing a Willing Woman or Possibly a Drawing of One
#821   View   Five heavy square Aluminium Tiles under the back Window of a Car each Holding 29 days of Vegetables (the most mind crushing conundrum)
#822   View   Man Climbing Ladder Above Woman Spilling his Modelling Career Portfolio and Makeup on Her
#823   View   Gas Pain avoiding Walrus trying not to Swim near Floating Foods
#824   View   End of Boat Dock Protrusion with Fixed Bear Over Protrusion with Fixed Fish
#825   View   In Proud Pose Two Birds of Same Feather
#826   View   Siamese Man With One Brain and Two Bodies Sleeping on Two Beds
#827   View   Woman chef cooking on Upper Level shouting down her progress to Customers below because she's a Loner
#828   View   My brother Entering our House to visit Looking Thick skinned like his heavy Parka
#829   View   Celebrity hosting his own Birthday bash Sitting alone at its Tiki bar avoiding Confusion
#830   View   A warm Power Supply powering a Cooling Fan mutually long needing each other's Kissing So Good and Song
#831   View   A Thinking Man Holding the Charred Remains of a hand up to his Cheek
#832   View   Lifting Napkin of Ice Cubes from warming up Stove Burner
#833   View   An Improvised Worshipping Idol left by Someone Lost in this Complex and Fast Public Transit System Like Me
#834   View   Man Lost in Cave coming back around to Same Smouldering Campfire he Put out Three hours Ago
#835   View   Deciding my Hand would stay Together Better if I would just Stop pulling out its Loose Threads
#836   View   Applying some Medication just below my Cat's Right Eye and then Realizing I have no Memory of its Purpose
#837   View   Refusing to Eat an Offer of the Spoiled Jam
#838   View   Man Diligently trying to Help a Jug of Fresh Milk learn to Fly using lifting wires and running Starts
#839   View   Man kissing Wall near his Visitor who is asking him if that Works
#840   View   Two Women Sharing one Airplane Bathroom Stall Becoming Friends While Freshening

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A universe or pun.
Where sometimes we find are two.
There was only room for one.
To see who through a dimpled glass.
And know pi sums of lean.
My life fills up a painting masked.
Five symbols shy tons unseen.

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